March 14 is Steak and BJ Day
It is not a secret. Valentine's Day has become a commercial holiday for women. On February 14, couples celebrate their love with chocolate, flowers, diamonds, cards, and other gifts of affection.
Men do not want candy. Men have no need for flowers or teddy bears. There are two things men want: steak and a blowjob. That's no secret either.
March 14, one month after Valentine's Day, is the official date for Steak and BJ Day. If a man makes his woman feel special on Valentine's Day, then she will make him feel special one month later. At least, that is the idea. Tit for tat.
Even though this special day for men is not yet recognized by the government, Hallmark, or other major greeting card companies, it is slowly gaining recognition. Whether you celebrate or not... it's totally up to you. If you decide to give it a try, here are some of our blowjob favorites.
BJ MUST HAVES
You will get an A+ on this oral exam! Give your partner the ultimate blow job with
Gum Job Oral Sex Gummy Candy Teeth Covers. These yummy tasting candy teeth covers easily fit over any size teeth and taste orally delicious. Lip lickin' flavors: Cherry Pie, Wild Watermelon, and Succulent Strawberry. You will be sure to bring your partner to their maximum O when you wrap your lips around him in these sexy oral candy treats.
This winning combination of five pieces is practically guaranteed to turn any willing student into an oral sex expert. Better Blow Job Kit provides tons of inspiration plus some tasty tag-a-long's to the pleasure task at hand (or mouth).
When it comes to the act itself, the Kit offers three wonderful accessories for a more pleasurable session, a throat relaxing spray, flavored lube and an extra soft mini stroker. Start off by spritzing a little Deep Throat Spray to the back of the throat. Special ingredients gently desensitize for a more comfortable experience. The Personal Strawberry Lube is a sweet water based treat providing effortless glide along a pleasantly fruity taste- it's completely compatible with all toy materials, including the extra soft Helping Hand Stroker.
The names says it all: Good Head Kit for Him. Flavored Good Head lip balm will keep your lips soft and ready for that special below the belt kiss. Delicious cool mint Goodhead gel tastes so good you won't ever want to come up for air. Pop one of the oral sex tingling mints in your mouth and unleash a tingling frenzy. Slip on the one size fits all disposable vibrating love ring on him or over your palm and watch him light up with joy! Think you know everything about oral sex? Learn some new tricks with the included Good Head tips card.
When it comes to performing oral sex, most people fall somewhere between fumbling and clueless. But now, in Blow Him Away, youll find practical, easy-to-master techniques that will give you the confidence and skills you need to become an expert in the delicate art of fellatio. Inside youll find: exercises to whip your tongue, lips, and jaw into shape so you can perform with exquisite control; an anatomy class you need to pass; sensual kisses to get both of you ready for the main event; no-nonsense instructions for how to perform sensational oral sex, blow-by-blow; advanced techniques to wake up the neighbors; positions that will make his knees melt.
Dickalicious Penis Arousal Gel is sure to ignite a fire in your lover's libido.
Watch your lover literally grow wild with sexual excitement as you spread on and lick off this flavored penis arousal gel. This edible body topping, designed specifically for oral sex, will excite your partner thanks to its special ingredients, formulated to stimulate the penis. Your partner will love having being licked while you get a delicious treat - everybody gets a good oral experience with Dickalicious! It's a win win.
Comfortably Numb is a flavored desensitizing mint specially
formulated to reduce the discomfort associated with oral sex.
The refreshing mint contains a mild numbing agent that coats
the back of the throat helping suppress gag reflex and prevent
discomfort during oral sex. Minty good!
Unique and internationally popular the Tongue Joy Oral Vibrator is a chrome plated powerful battery operated micro massager that worn on your tongue for wireless hands-free orally gratifying play!
This patented versatile massager may be used in as many ways as your imagination will allow so let your imagination run wild! The Tongue Joy can be worn on the tongue, fingers, toes, or wherever it fits. Choose the elastic silicone band that is most comfortable for you tongue - three sizes of bands are included. For added comfort and variety 4 colorful silicone sleeves are provided that fit over the micro massager.
Hey, Guys! Don't forget the girls like tongue action, too. Click here to check out all our oral sex helpers.
As for the other part of the day, you are on your own, Fellas. Sorry.