Where to begin?! It's like a needle in a haystack. But here's a check list that might help narrow the search for your new "friend."

Use. Are you planning to enjoy it on our own or with someone very special?

Location. On our way to work, on business trips, or simply after a long day, in your tub or bed?

Noise. Thin walls? Nosy neighbors? Curious roommates? Controlling parents? Go for quiet.

Portability. Do you want a toy that slips discreetly into your purse or backpack, or a plug-in model that mostly stays home?

Design. Do you like the look and texture of a real penis or prefer a completely different appearance?

Frequency. Do you like it slow or fast, deep or shallow? Get your hand a on different units to see how they feel.

Price. Are you not worth a few extra dollars for all the free orgasms you’re going to enjoy? Don’t skimp on pleasure -- get what will satisfy you!